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crazy bitch (poem)

crazy bitch this fool boy say crazy bitch this dick toy cry crazy bitch  this dumb trick lay a crazy bitch prideful of your anger 'cause you's a crazy bitch shaves his head  grows his hair crazy bitch beard, goatee, 'stash  he a crazy bitch pump that iron  or laze 'n' fat crazy bitch see they don't know  a real crazy bitch would make money loose weight get plastic surgery  reinvent herself fuck all of your fucking loser friends just to fuck with all of your crazy bitch-ass heads she'd make the album and go platinum in the way you fuckin' never could a  crazy b i t c h would. a real crazy bitch  is wily, crafty, and will never roll over and take your shit. It's different when she don't love you or respect you. A crazy bitch will fucking crush you, annihilate you   she will own your fuckin' ass and you will utter her name as the last thing you say on your death bed, as your life was not achieved. ...

Porn Links (poem)

Suppose, supposedly, if it were up to me the porn category would read differently: Cunniglingus Big Dick Huge Dick Tiny Dick Wide Shoulders Big Hands Athletic Legs Dangling Balls Tight Balls High School Middle Age Balding Bald Hairy Balls Hairy Back Chin Straps Sideburns Great Beards In Shape The 500 Young Enduring Stamina Shooting Ropes Cumming From Blowjobs (just the cumming part) Rope Masturbation Giant Dick Masturbation Choads Veins Tattoos Needle Dicks Scarred ...And of course, then there'd be:      Giant Girth Cock Blue Eyes Brown Eyes Green Eyes Hazel Eyes Platinum Blonde Dishwater Blonde Brunette Light Ginger Dark Ginger Freckles Tan Latino White Dudes Black European Greek Irish Scottish British Australian French Spanish Argentinian Wife-beaters Cute Sexy Handsome Mysterious Cowboy Robot Star Trek Captain Kirk Captain Picard Fath...