Porn Links (poem)

Porn Links (poem)

Suppose, supposedly, if it were up to me the porn category would read differently:

~~Cunniglingus~~

Big Dick

Huge Dick

Wide Shoulders

Big Hands

Athletic Legs

Dangling Balls

Tight Balls

~~High School~~

Balding

Bald

Hairy Balls

Hairy Back

Chin Straps

Sideburns

~~Great Beards~~

In Shape

The 500

Young

~~Enduring Stamina~~

Shooting Ropes

Cumming From Blowjobs (just the cumming part)

Rope Masturbation

Giant Dick Masturbation

Choads

Veins

Tattoos

Needle Dicks

~~Scarred~~

...And of course, then there'd be:

Giant Girth Cock

Brown Eyes

Green Eyes

Hazel Eyes

Platinum Blonde

Dishwater Blonde

Brunette

Light Ginger

~~Dark Ginger~~

Freckles

Tan

Latino

White Dudes

~~Black~~

European

Greek

Irish

Scottish

British

Australian

French

Spanish

Argentinian

~~Wife-beaters~~

Cute

Sexy

Handsome

Mysterious

Cowboy

~~Robot~~

Star Trek

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard

Fathers

My Husband

Scientists

Writers

Firemen

Cops

Bodybuilders

Man of Honor

Grey Fox

Silver Fox

White Fox

~~Salt-n-PepperFox~~

Sure my list didn’t rhyme, but still suits me fine and now it’s time to misuse bandwidth.

ALSO READ THESE POEMS (that actually rhyme):

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