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10 Reasons Why It Hardcore Sucks Being an American Wage Slave

Certain things about being a wage slave in corporate America truly are unbearable, but some corporate induced insanity-as-initiatives are a far worse burden to bare then say, being pregnant for a solid five year stretch.   So whenever you find yourself at work but not working, instead you're staring out some random window, no matter how small, or on YouTube watching a cat dressed as a great white shark riding on a Rumba chasing a duck, for no matter how long, on some level, not just wondering if life is passing you by but knowing that it is... (Please, I just want my life back). ...also know that somewhere out there, underneath the same blue sky, is Munchausen Syndrome, simultaneously doing Google Image searches for nonsensical phrases, such as, "Rainbow Glitter Kitten Cookies Pork-chops" and muses over the divine chaos shown to her. (That's fascinating).   Riches and fame aside, let's focus on the impoverished an...