LADY GODIVA: The Naked Truth

To my always almost gay almost girlfriend, the heartbreak of straight, the goodbye to bi. Julie, you Jew... ...you're a temptresses, an empty ring. Promises, promises...  promising, everything. All insurmountable never accountable.    A dozen year fling.  I knew you might've read some of my words but, did you understand anything? Will this last final slap  take out some of the sting? Since your dew? Don't do me no justice. Even when it's just us it runs more like sap. Princess Bitchface? Sounds more like a J.A.P. Sooo...you got a crack in yo' back? In East Cleveland, no less? Well my Princess H-Bomb early bathed in her napalm?--she never settled for less. She was always best dressed.  She always knew the boys in the room, who'd settle for lipstick & doom, yet so soon as she'd swoon  be some poon on the floor they'd slither towards the door. I had the keys to your apartment but you let me sleep in my car, the hour di...

Of course, Rod Stewart sings 'Bette Davis Eyes'!  Everybody knows this!  How my life partner had gone so long without ever even hearing the song was somewhat mystifying to me, so I Googled "Rod Stewart Bette Davis Eyes" so he could hear what I thought was the original cover. However, it was me getting schooled that day, for as I searched for a singer that never sang that song, it became clear that what I had Shazamed, thinking it was a female singer doing a cover of Rod Stewart's song - was the actual singer the entire time. Rod Stewart doesn't sing the popular version of Bette Davis Eyes, Kim Carnes does.  In fact, she released the song in the spring of 1981.   I grew up hearing this song on the radio I don't know how many times and the general consensus was that it was Rod Stewart.  But it was just a common, severe case of mistaken identy.  I know this is a lighthearted post, but perhaps some of you out there know what t...