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Check Deez Nutz, Fellas: An Unlikely Way to Check for Testicular Cancer

This lovely lil' online PSA came out back in 2011 but I only recently saw it today.  In it, a epicurean platinum blonde will instruct the male you might love and/or tolerate in your life on how to check themselves for testicular cancer.  It's an all around eyeful.  My initial reaction when first viewing the extremely graphic "how-to-cup-your-balls" vid was that just as easily as it objectifies the female form, it also seemingly literally emasculates the male.  I didn't really feel like elaborating my sentiment to the brash libertarian with the conservative republican leanings who shared this clip with me but, it's a woman holding a pair of disembodied nuts.  It's typically the males featured in film that get to brandish about dismembered feminine bits.  Talk about getting The Shocker, (amiright, duders?).  See for yourself:



Is this femme fatale really necessary however?  It's a bit over the top perhaps.  Especially when this particular Rage Comic created a bit of a stir:


Especially since it turns out that a dude pissing out a positive e.p.t. isn't just a hilarious dadaism, it means his coin purse is full of cancerous rocks.  Seems like it might be a wee bit more effective to relay a PSA in an impacting role reversal in that way instead.  Seems like it would create a dichotomy of similarity among the sexes instead of perpetuating the preexisting one of singularity.  In an ironic moment, a man would finally potentially know the true terror that can strike in the hearts of some at seeing an encircled pink plus, and that motherhood is no laughing matter.     

Meredith Chivers, a sex researcher, recently discovered that women are inherently pansexual whereas men are not.  It would explain our clitoris that is solely devoted to sexual pleasure and for no other cause.  If we were ever made in the image of a god, would it not be possible that the feature that would best embody the divine be the clit?

Chivers also unearthed that more women than ever before are having same sex experiences.

Which is something I had predicted at a rather young age as happening since women are just as likely to be attracted--if not even more so than a man--to another woman.  The flood of t'n'a that we're drowning in is manufacturing lesbians.  Women like beauty and most men fall sort of the mark, to be blunt.

Unfortunately, I'm unable to locate the exact link to share here but the other week I had found a blog that's even more radical in thought, the particular entry I had read was written by a man about this image of Tinkerbell's clothing makeover:   
   

He basically was saying that the image of Tinkerbell on the left would create dykes and that the more"traditional" icon on the right of her would ensure that females remain sex objects in order to be exclusively heterosexual...   





...riiigghhtt...

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