LADY GODIVA: The Naked Truth

Hey man, the way some men see it , They’re a black horse She’s Hoss He’s biting at a bit while lost, dragging the wagon She’s a sitting pretty boss but standing , a fist with a kiss Digging for Goldilocks’ rocks , Cross that she rules through woes Because her flesh is tender and can easily bruise They see their entitlement, not as a misuse, But as vengeance. They want to drink alcohol until four, Play Xbox with their boyz, Watch all of the sports and WrestleMania . They’re all into action flicks And have Magnum dicks Guns mean their liberation And they are under no obligation to hold the door anymore… Children aren't raised, they’re kidnapped . They’re pawns in a system that just goes on & on. But she’s the one dancing with ties tied to her arms . She’s the one the serpent charmed. Chained to your side, with a strange face for love. Taking innocence like a man… Richard Ramirez as ‘ Night Stalker ’ but that’s not him , He’...

In the mornings when I’m getting ready for work, I listen to Lisa Landry on Pandora.  Despite her being a stand-up comedian, her antidotes can be terrifying.  A domestic soothsayer of sorts, she can warn of the trials and errors of marrying the wrong man, the man obsessed with recipes, siring a son, and having dedicated bowls for keys; motherhood as a forced burden -not a blessed reward.  This morning my mind began to drift to the time when I first—and coincidentally last time—ever douched. My first—and only—girlfriend, BobbySue Elisabeth Dawn McGraw insisted upon me having the experience.  Said nothing could make you feel, cleaner.  I remembered the rush of mint on the insides, an enema for the soul, tingling, the ultimate hygiene. I’ve only read one account on the act of female douching and it was written by Stephen King in ‘ The Dead Zone’ .  The female character Sarah uses it to supplement sex, in order to quell her sex drive, to the...