LADY GODIVA: The Naked Truth

(Yup, that shade of jerk is permanent, son.) Munchausen hadn't had the best of days when this was originally drafted.  Maybe it started when a legit troll on Twitter started harassing Munchausen's handle to the point where the Twitter app had to get temporarily uninstalled from my smartphone because this troll was sooo desperate to get the last word in and was hell bent on telling Munchausen to cut the "radical feminism" out because it was so "unbecoming".  Reassuring that if Munchausen "stopped saying stupid things" - they'd never be heard from again, when I never really wanted to hear from them in the first place, (guess they didn't know about the block feature on Twitter or my First Amendment Rights?!).  Or maybe it was the garbage truck driver I had to flick off when I was getting into my car on that same particular morning when they decided to give a wolf whistle despite my truly   conservative  ga...

(If you want to get to the advice part and skip over the bit that explains why this got written, just scroll down until you see bold numbers). I am writing this out of response to reading this . I'll admit I only got to #1 and stopped after this jewel of an insightful disclaimer*: IMPORTANT: Women are not called the weaker sex because their bones are not strong. It is because they have a lot of difficulty resisting evil. When you give a woman too much power, you will be disrespected mercilessly. That's right ladies, we have more difficulty resisting evil and therefore deserve to be kept powerless or else MEN will get disrespected without mercy.  (Oh, what a world! What a world!)  Isn't there another story about an evil witch only with an apple...? (Snow White...?) No...that's not it... (Eve from the Bible...?) ...Oh yeah, that's the one! I wonder why women are so lousy at resisting evil?   (I like to ke...