2013's 13 Chauvinists of the Year

The following 13 chauvinists have just got to be commemorated for their contributions to misogyny in this year of the snake as 2013 draws to a close.  Unfortunately it was difficult to narrow it down to a mere 13 but here they are, in no particular order:  

#13). Robin Thicke - for his awful music video that ran on like a pre-school porno that recently discovered Twitter existed and completely #negatedthepowerfullyrics.

(Eat the foot, eat it)!

#12). Seth MacFarlane - sang We Saw Your Boobs at the Oscars and trivialized Scarlett Johansson's erape.

(I hate you).

#11). Gavin McInnes - Vice Magazine co-founder managed to decry feminism and declare that women over 40 are all "fucking sad".  

(You're fucking sad brah).

#10). Yumi Stynes - blamed other women for Tropfest's (an event she was hosting) chronic exclusion of lady filmmakers, reflecting that ..."a lot of Twitter chat has been about the lack of female filmmakers here tonight.  There's a couple on there, and listen, if you're going to complain," Stynes complained, "why not go out and make a film yourself, ladies?"  You heard the woman, go make a movie via Grrrl Power!  (Porn doesn't count, LADIES)!  

(There, there.  Irony is supposed to be funny).

#9). Alex Bilmes - editor of Esquire impassively announced that women in his magazine are purposely "ornamental".  Because women are here as beautiful objects to be objectified as an object in the eye of the beholder that decrees what beautiful is because that's an objective perspective.  I wonder if he meant ornamental as in Christmas Tree ornamental or as in parsley next to a steak ornamental?  What's really a bummer?--Bilmes is rather unattractive, as in, sexually unappealing.  I wonder if a woman was editor of Esquire instead, if THAT would be an ornamental position for her?  Hmm...           

(I like my ornaments to ornament their eyes for me).

#8). Billy Ray Cyrus - hands down, is an epic failure at fatherhood albeit a probably very savy businessman.  We watched Miley Cyrus engage in spectacle after spectacle this year like the good little ornament she is, meanwhile we all are forgetting that Noah Cyrus is watching her too.  And has the same dad, hopefully not the same fate... 

(He must be so proud...of his diverse portfolio options). 

...but Noah's already wearing this type of outfit in public:

(Noah Cyrus).

Maybe she can dress up like her older sister Miley for Halloween in 2014!  Miley would be totally cool with it!

(See how cool she is)!

#7). DC Comics - attempted to sexualize suicide by adding character Harley Quinn to the dead-women-in-refrigerators troupe, as a contest!    

  (Anita Sarkeesian explains WiR so well)!

#6). James Taranto - wrote an article where he ridiculously laments over the so-called "war on men" and the criminalization of "male sexuality" spearheaded by "a political campaign against sexual assault in the military."  Maybe someone got him a copy of the documentary The Invisible War for Christmas?  

(Trailer for The Invisible War).

(Looks like feminism made him unhappy).  

#5). Richard Cohen - this opinion writer didn't hold back on calling the Steubenville Rape "so-called [rape]".  So much for those two 'so-called' RAPE CONVICTIONS.  In my opinion, he should read my post on erape so he can get that word in his lexicon and understand that rape need not to involve, you know, just intercourse against your will anymore in this digital era.  However, in all fairness it really is a well written article and he does chastise misogyny--ironically--yet Mr. Cohen does seem to be very misguided in his over focus on Miley Cyrus schooling him on what twerking is and less aware that an erotic dance is not somehow more outrageous then what so-called rape went down in Steubenville, OH.  My sincerest apologizes Mr. Cohen.

(Hopefully, I'm just taking you out of context...)?

#4). Hunter Moore - creator of Is Anyone Up? whose slogan is literally "Pure Evil" and probably can be accredited for popularizing the term "revenge porn".   

(This is what Moore looks like with less eyebrow, *shudder*).

#3). Backroom Casting Couch - oh, it's like erape porn, which is like 'unknowingly being sexually exploited'--that's what erape is in a nutshell.  Male fantasy in it's darkest form describes it as well.  Just click on this link and this link to get a better understanding what this bullshit is.  So anyone that 'works' for Backroom Casting Couch, you can go to hell.  Real actresses or disadvantaged women, wait, that's laughable, GIRLS, either way, the concept of fucking someone to "get ahead" shouldn't outlive itself in 2014.  (Let's hope).  But this creepy porn site aids in the proliferation of that notion and helps creeps whack off.  If these aren't actresses and truly is 'the real deal', then hordes of males are masturbating to erape which I personally find VERY disturbing.       

#2). Tom Leykis - this shock jock did an erape live on air in 1998 of Karen Carpenter which caused her major emotional distress but won the case against him even though the recording of the show--needed as evidence--was 'misplaced'.    He's also well known for his 'Leykis 101' where he instructs men on how to get laid with as little effort as possible.  

(I know what you're thinking, how can someone so cute behave in such a disgusting manner)?

#1). Holger Osieck - quipped back in June that "women should shut-up in public" and chalked it up to a "funny remark" that ended up getting completely misunderstood.  Yeah...  ...I'm going to shut-up now.

(All that's needed is a needle and some thread).