That is not my handsome husband. That is not my paid cash for a four-door car. Those are not my well-behaved twins. This half a dozen assortment of creatures... are not my beautiful pets. He wanted a featureless mannequin, a corpse bride with little expression. No sequins. See, he wanted somethin' easy. Like blonde apple-cherry pie Like microwaved mayo in a micro with a side of tall skinny cool pink lemonade. A girl, too stupid to argue or realize her own way. He not only expected but required her to be happier than him, dumber than him, more lovely, less threatening, a chronic cheerleader to his ego and packer of school lunches for his offspring. He has this "logic" because if she ...
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