LADY GODIVA: The Naked Truth

That is not my handsome husband. That is not my paid cash for a four-door car.   Those are not my well-behaved twins. This half a dozen assortment of creatures... are not my beautiful pets. He wanted      a featureless mannequin,      a corpse bride with little expression. No sequins.   See, he      wanted somethin' easy.           Like blonde apple-cherry pie           Like microwaved mayo in a micro                 with a side of tall skinny cool pink lemonade. A girl,      too stupid to argue or realize her own way. He not only expected but required her to be happier than him, dumber than him, more lovely, less threatening, a chronic cheerleader to his ego and packer of school lunches for his offspring. He has this "logic" because         if she   ...

If it was just me locked in a zoo, I'd break out to be with you. Call me Casper for you're my beau. & if we were in a town called "Sane" population 2,     I'd want to break down     in the breakdown lane with you, with you I'd wanna break down with you. You could kidnap me too, encage me in a basement and I'd lounge in that cage for you, for you. I'd be engaged with my assuage for you, for you. If we rode around in a canoe  I think I'd untie your shoe & do what I'd want with you, with you. I'd do what I want with you. For all the whites are all whiter, all colors are brighter, what was heavy is much lighter... Beauty does abound. Love can surround.  I wish, nothing could divide us I wish, to unite us      without hesitancy,           indefinitely. As I'm in anguish without you. I languish without you.    But what am I to do, to do?     And what am I ...

You either missed it or forgot but back in December of 2015 the entire internet was freaking out about this Kylie Jenner  Interview  photo-shoot. The most outrage being generated that an able-bodied Kylie was posed in a wheelchair for the magazine cover.   What was disturbingly lost in the echo of outrage is that all of these photos were designed to be risqué and blatantly objectify women.  Kylie Jenner wasn't posed in a wheelchair as a spoof on people that use wheelchairs, she was placed in a wheelchair because  she's being portrayed as a  sex doll  -  NOT   handicapped .   Don't believe it?  Well take a gander at other pictures pulled off the internet that were significantly  two to four years old of a creepy ass dude pushing his sex doll around in public on a 'date' at the zoo: Pulled from Reddit. Bystanders in disbelief snapped these candid shots.  Since al...