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17 Sex Toys That Will Scare the Fuck Out of You ***NSFW***

Not all sex toys are created equal as it turns out and some kinks can't be explained away as mere fetish.  The following "toys" bear a more striking resemblance to perversion.  So before you let the next phallus past the holy steps of your labia, perhaps it requires you asking, "Hey pal, where you've been putting your penis lately?"      For as  Valerie Solanas madly cautioned in  The S.C.U.M. ( S ociety for C utting U p M en) Manifesto: "Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and, further, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's ...

Emphysema (poem)

I was 33, when I lost my gumption I was 33, when I lost my nerve Almost 34, know nothin' 'bout free lunches Almost 34, and I know all 'bout free dinners And there ain't no prayer, and there ain't no gospel. I'm feelin' scared, the whole entire world seems so hostile. And there ain't no jewels, no celebrity press. Just a bunch of girls, walking around with no breasts on their chests. Life's a short walk to a hospice. Spend your whole life, looking for an accomplice. Then pause, look back_ _what did you accomplish? Did you get around to doin' dat thang? --Don't worry none, if you didn't. Something looks a lot like nothing, Naked emperors don't need no cloak, sometimes when you're alive, the only way to keep breathin' is to smoke. I don't fault you any, for the spaghetti in your lungs. I don't begrudge you, for all of those drugs. Sometimes, you just gotta feel_     _purple. Sometime, y...