Not all sex toys are created equal as it turns out and some kinks can't be explained away as mere fetish. The following "toys" bear a more striking resemblance to perversion. So before you let the next phallus past the holy steps of your labia, perhaps it requires you asking, "Hey pal, where you've been putting your penis lately?" For as Valerie Solanas madly cautioned in The S.C.U.M. ( S ociety for C utting U p M en) Manifesto: "Eaten up with guilt, shame, fears and insecurities and obtaining, if he's lucky, a barely perceptible physical feeling, the male is, nonetheless, obsessed with screwing; he'll swim a river of snot, wade nostril-deep through a mile of vomit, if he thinks there'll be a friendly pussy awaiting him. He'll screw a woman he despises, any snaggle-toothed hag, and, further, pay for the opportunity. Why? Relieving physical tension isn't the answer, as masturbation suffices for that. It's ...
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