Sooo…recently I read this crazy article About How CBS Will Publish Fun 'Facts' About Sperm But Not About Vaginas and I couldn’t believe it, so, I read all three articles. The one aforementioned, this one about VAGINAS , and this one about SPERM . Ladies and gentlemen-who-started-in-the-womb-as-ladies, please allow me to tear the article on sperm apart like a demented premenstrual lioness. Ahem, the article opens up indicating that knowing things about sperm means you won’t know interesting things about sperm, you’ll know ‘crazy’ things about sperm. Okay. We’re also told that they are “amazing little wrigglers” and that without sperm “the world would be a very lonely place”. Okay. I erroneously thought that a world without mothers would be a very lonely place but, go on, you crazy sperm article you. Then in the introduction of what is essentially an extremely unnecessary slide-show, it suddenly gets clarified...
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